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OPEN CALL FOR FREAKS!

Welcome! If you're wondering where you are, I'm afraid I don't have any answers.

I do, however, have a humble of collection of words and images for you to peruse as you ponder such a question. I hope they bring you some peace or laughter in these disorienting times.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who are you?

Good question.

Who am I?

Better question.

Where am I?

You know, I've been trying to figure that out too.

Please tell us more!

That's not really a question, but since you were so polite here's the basics:

  • Full name: Camera Lens
  • Occupation: Undecided
  • Hobbies: Visual distortions, sonic analysis, petting my cat
  • Allies: Starguy
  • Enemies: Starguy
  • Mortal flaw: Cowardice
  • Current project: Building the temple